Casablanca - This article is by no means a counteroffensive defense of men against the knifelike criticism that this article entitled “Men Every Woman Should Avoid” comprises. I wholly buttress all of the descriptions she gave in her article of those types of men whose contact with women induces to nothing less than pain and sorrow to the “soft sex.” The “jerks” depicted in the aforementioned article do exist. They are everywhere, bushwhacking in the dark, awaiting a poor female dupe to callously get their claws on. I even strongly recommend any woman or young girl to consider reading Nabila Nali’s article. Surely, it will gear them up with what I would like to dub “the male jerks detector.”
Casablanca – This article is by no means a counteroffensive defense of men against the knifelike criticism that this article entitled “Men Every Woman Should Avoid” comprises. I wholly buttress all of the descriptions she gave in her article of those types of men whose contact with women induces to nothing less than pain and sorrow to the “soft sex.” The “jerks” depicted in the aforementioned article do exist. They are everywhere, bushwhacking in the dark, awaiting a poor female dupe to callously get their claws on. I even strongly recommend any woman or young girl to consider reading Nabila Nali’s article. Surely, it will gear them up with what I would like to dub “the male jerks detector.”
This article, however, tries to recount the tale from the vintage point of a male narrator. Agreeably, male jerks are so ubiquitous that the task of coming across ‘the one’ becomes a real hassle, if not an almost impossible mission – but there are also female jerks, to be candid, and they are far from being less predatory than their male counterparts are!
Get aboard, dear male readers, and let me take you on a short tour around some of those female carnivore’s profiles.
Watch Out: the Medusas!
“Tell me that I’m beautiful and buy me everything I want till the day I get bored.”
If you are knowledgeable about some of the famous mystic beings in Greek myths, then you surely know who “medusa” is. According to Greek mythology, medusa is a woman who was turned into a Gorgon by Athena, and was later on slain by Perseus, the son of Zeus. She is a mortal woman who had “live snakes for hair”. A glance at Medusa turned the beholder to stone.
These malicious creatures, endowed with such horrid powers, still live in our times. They lure man with their memorizing, well-shaped appearances, get them down on their knees, and then forsake them helpless. These types of women make of this heartless activity a ‘handicraft’. A handful of them exercise it merely because they are instinctively thirsty for appreciation, something they might not get easily without recurring to such devil-made plots. Others may do it because they need money for a plastic surgery!
Dear male readers, keep your eyes closed! By doing so, according to Greek myth, you prevent medusas from turning you into a statue. If you don’t want to become broke and keep your heart in one unit, you’d better ignore this type of women.
Watch out: the Mega-mind Woman!
“I’m your second teacher!”
If you do not want a woman/girl in your life that makes you look and sound like a retard wherever you go, then you’d better steer away from this type of “I-know-everything-and-you-don’t” women. They are predators because they feed on your IQ. Yes, it’s agreeably a privilege to have a girl in your life that “helps you with your homework,” sarcastically speaking, but a one that reminds you that “you can’t do it on your own” is really detrimental to your self-esteem.
The only thing this type of all-knowing women enjoy about your company is that you remind them, on every fine day, how outstandingly smart they are, since you almost look and sound illiterate in comparison to them. How about trying some romance? No, they only react to rational stimulus. Basically, you are in a relationship with a flesh-covered super computer that is beyond your mediocre backgrounds in ICT!
What to do? Get a computer that is commensurate with your IQ level!
Watch out: the Generic woman!
“I like everything girls like!”
If the previously described type of women would make you feel minute, this one would make you feel like watching a singing audition on which all contestants sing the same song – worse, identically! This woman has everything but a distinctive personality that makes her stand out of the crowd. She lacks taste, and is attracted by the least thing. She likes Turkish series, and her dream is to get married. Yes, that is both her short-term and long-term objective – too ambitious for a dream!
She wants to “walk by the wall,” and likes shortcuts. She is also that type of women you only need a 20 minutes long conversation to basically learn everything about her. You essentially see her in every other woman you walk by, not because you’re desperately in love with her, but rather because her personality traits are too mainstream. You are both in a relationship that is heading to the same aim. The difference? You’re on a rocket, and she is on a balloon!
If you do not want to yawn for the rest of your life, you’d better steer away from this type of women, dear male reader!
Watch Out: The Overly Attached Girlfriend!
“I saw you reading a text! Who is she?”
Boys and man do love to be cared for by the woman/girl with whom they are in a relationship. But receiving three calls in the middle of the night from your girlfriend just because she wants to check on you is just too much!
You guys love each other, and that is all enchanting and envy-inciting, but she is so overly attached that she suffocates you. She questions your faithfulness at the least move you make and doesn’t mind throwing up allegations at you every time her clingy mind tells her you were somewhere with another woman. She daily scrutinizes your phone inbox and your Facebook messages – yes, she has all your passwords! She wants a report of where and with whom you spent your day on her desk at the end of the day. She basically wants to be in your pockets!
This woman/girl might be in love with you, and so are you, but when feelings transcend their own boundaries, it becomes nothing but beautiful.
Well, I would have liked listing more profiles of the types of women you want to be miles away from, but that would have been as long as a Phd thesis! Here are however some signposts (in accordance with the profiles above) you want to look at on the first date with a woman/girl that may be the one with whom you’ll spend the rest of your life:
– Look at what she does, not at how she does it!
– Ask her for her aspirations and long-term objectives. If they are beyond your sight, she is the one!
– If she mentions marriage on the first date, then she doesn’t care whether you’re special or not.
– If she knows how “rockets operate” and brags about it, then leave her alone in her eternal moment of glory!
©Morocco World News. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, rewritten or redistributed